This joke is one of the greatest symbols in Joe Monster’s world. Having been repeatedly posted on various forums in short period of time, it became a symbol of a joke that was everybody read. Please read it carefully so that you know why your joke is called a Wilson’s nail...
Wilson runs a nail factory and decides his business needs a bit of advertising. He has a chat with a friend who works in marketing and he offers to make a TV ad for Wilson’s Nails.
"Give me a week," says the friend, "and I’ll be back with a tape."
A week goes by and the marketing executive comes to see Wilson. He puts a cassette in the video and presses play. A Roman soldier is busy nailing Jesus to the cross. He turns to face the camera and says with a grin "Use Wilson’s Nails, they’ll hold anything."
An old, bearded shepherd, with a crooked staff, walks up to a stone pulpit and says...
"And lo it came to pass that the trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg.
Indeed, she had been called Amazon Dot Com.
"And lo it came to pass that the trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg.
Indeed, she had been called Amazon Dot Com.
Stevie Wonder says to Tiger Woods, "Hey, man, could we play golf sometime?" Tiger says, "You’re joking." Stevie says, "No, I’m a good golfer. I have a friend stand near the hole and whistle, and I aim at the whistle." After Tiger is convinced, Stevie says, "Let’s make it interesting." Tiger says, "Fine. Name the time and place."
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